Height of Stupidity

Q In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?




Think...........try it





No??? Cmon..






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A The other 9 fish are crying.................


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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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Automatically ( AutoMeinTakli).....


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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???




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. not getting, very simple yaar..
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!


just One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?




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HASINA !



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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






























Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette



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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".



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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?











"So, which platform are you working on?"




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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?



































































Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.




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