1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play snooker.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent sandwich.
20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".
32. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
33. Avoid credit card debt.
34. Dive into a pool.
35. Assemble furniture.
36. Set a video recorder.
37. Not to try to change you.
38. Watch a war film.
39. Understand why flirting results in violence.
40. Spend a day by themselves.
41. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
42. Choose a video quickly.
43. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.
Nothing Personal against women.... :P
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