FUNNY DEFINITIONS
1.Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2.Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3.Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4.Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11.Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12.Classic:books which people praise, but do not read.
13.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17.Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19.Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
20.Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21.Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23.Optimist:A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24.Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
1.Cigarette:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2.Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3.Marriage:It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4.Divorce: Future tense of marriage
5.Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8.Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power...
9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10.Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11.Ecstasy:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12.Classic:books which people praise, but do not read.
13.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15.Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16.Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17.Committee:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
19.Atom Bomb:An invention to end all inventions.
20.Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21.Diplomat:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23.Optimist:A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24.Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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