Talking An open letter from a Most Yeligible Bachellar

Madam:



I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in xxxxxx city . Having

seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself

on you and hope you will take me nicely.



I am a soiled son from inside xxxx(state). I am nice and big, six foot

tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I

am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket

and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in

for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my

rapid balls that bounce a lot.



I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am

jolly. I am gay.



Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always

giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on

top. That is how nice I am.



I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking

tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am

pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you

can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.



I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for

you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What

to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I

am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my

things into your hand.



If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you

very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the

gym.



If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you

and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your

nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting

very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.



Expecting soon,



Yours and only yours