Some One liners ! ! ! !

• Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
• A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
• He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
• Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
• The only perfect science is hindsight.
• A procrastinator's work is never done.
• My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
• Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
• A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
• I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
• AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
• If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.
• I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
• Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.