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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Really wonderful ... too good!






In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very filosophical too, because it visualises the concept that good can't exist whithout evil (or the absence of good is evil ).




Can you see why this painting is called optical illusion ? You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. See for yourself !






The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.




In brown you can read ME, and when you look through you can read YOU




Read following text aloud





The word THE is repeated twice...but did u notice???[

Sunday, May 14, 2006

if laloo were a school teacher???

Hej...
Just imagine, if laloo prasad yadav were a school teacher from Bihar getting a job in Mumbai...
but he gets two dayz late in reporting to school...So he writes a letter to principal of the school explaining him the reason of his delay....and that too in English



Deer pirincipal sur,
If ismall ismall mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass
I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint
your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time
lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded i
has headache piroblem due to migration. But still the clerk rejected to
give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He
said I to go to the lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally
with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the
station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth
of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life.
I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint
first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!

Yours awfully,
LALOO PRASAD YADAV
and bhery regards phrom
RAMKHILAVAN L. YADAV(sun)

u & ur Boss !!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys here is the difference between you and your boss !!!!!!!!!!

When you take a long time, You're slow.
When your Boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When you r doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the samething, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's is being original.

When you please your boss,you're apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he's is being co-operative.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
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ToTaL SiGnS oF fLiRtInG

*~*Guys*~*

1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address.

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible


*~*Girls*~*

1. He stares at you a lot.

2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you
couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you" when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You where invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you
laugh even harder.

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

Height of Stupidity

Q In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?




Think...........try it





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A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???


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Automatically ( AutoMeinTakli).....


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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???




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coz, they all started clapping !!!!


just One More

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?




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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?






























Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette



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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can
light the cigarette



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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".



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A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?











"So, which platform are you working on?"




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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?



































































Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.




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Rare photos of Great People

THE BEST ARE AT THE LAST



Tim Berners Lee -- Founder of the World Wide Web



Picture taken when microsoft was started



Steve Woznaik(sitting) and Steve Jobs of APPLE Computers.
He was three months late in filing a name for the business because he didn't get any better name for his new company.
So one day he told to the staff: "If I'll not get better name by 5 o'clcok today, our company's name will be anything he likes..."
so at 5 o'clcok nobody comeup with better name, and he was eating APPLE that time...
so he keep the name of the company 'Apple Computers'



Bill Hewlett(L) and Dave Packard(R) of HP.
Behind them in the picture is the famous HP Garage.
Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
And the winner was NOT Bill... the winner was Dave.



Ken Thompson (L)and Dennis Ritchie(R) ,creators of UNIX.
Dennis Ritchie improved on the B programming language and called it 'New B'.
B was created by Ken Thompson as a revision of the Bon programming language (named after his wife Bonnie)
He later called it C



Larry Page(L) and Sergey Brin(R), founders of Google.
Google was originally named 'Googol'.
After founders (Stanford graduates) Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor...
they received a cheque made out to 'Google' !...
So they kept name as GOOGLE



Gordon Moore(L) and Bob Noyce(R) ,founders of Intel.
Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce'.
But that was already trademarked by a hotel chain...
So they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics... INTEL



Andreas Bechtolsheim , Bill Joy, Scott Mc Nealy and Vinod Khosla of SUN(StanfordUniversity Network) MicroSystems.
Founded by four StanfordUniversity buddies.
Andreas Bechtolsheim built a microcomputer;
Vinod Khosla recruited him;
Scott McNealy to manufacture computers based on it;
and Bill Joy to develop a UNIX-based OS for the computer...
SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network



Picture taken when INFY was started. This picture was found in the album of the clerk who took this picture...
The picture was with that clerk only because it was his birthday and he just told everyone to stand together at one place to take a pic.
He borrow a camera from his friend and as he can not tell any of his boss to take pic, so he took pic by himself... even it was his birthday.



THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN WHEN SUPERHIT SHOLEY WAS STARTED......

Grandma's idea and more

A grandson came to visit his grandparents & noticed his grandfather
sitting on the porch, in the rocker, wearing only a shirt, naked from the
waist down.

"Grandpa, whatcha' doing? You're weenie's out in the wind for all to see!"
he exclaimed.

Grandpa looked off in the distance, not answering.

"Grandpa, whatcha' doin' sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?"
he asked again.

Grandpa looked at him and said, "Last week I sat here with no shirt on
and got a stiff neck. This is grandma's idea."


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There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He
was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of
years.

Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on,
he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to
ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' she answered. "Yes. Yes,
I will."

The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their
respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she
say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall.
Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called
her.

First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to.
Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he
then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes'
or did you say 'No'?"

He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I
meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you
called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."